cakap kena ingat la

sekarang ni zaman orang cakap tak serupa bikin.
cakap ikut sedap mulut.
cakap ikut gerak hati.
cakap ikut kelip mata.
cakap ikut bunyi kentut.
cakap ikut suka.

masa sekolah rendah, yang islam belajar agama, akidah.
yang bukan islam belajar moral.

benda macam ni bukan boleh belajar sehari dua.
benda macam ni bukan boleh ikut baka.
benda macam ni bukan boleh ikut bulu.
benda macam ni bukan boleh ikut air.

pelik, dulu kita nak bagitahu satu benda, kita kena fikir berkali-kali..
tapi sekarang tak perlu dah... cakap je.. bagitahu je.
kalau tersilap, salahkan orang yang dengar kata dia salah faham.
kalau tersilap, salahkan orang yang dengar kata dia salah tafsir.
kalau tersilap, salahkan orang yang dengar kata dia cuba buat konspirasi.
kalau tersilap, salahkan orang yang dengar kata dia cuba buat fitnah.

senang... tak perlu minta maaf.
tak perlu rasa bersalah.
tak perlu rasa berdosa.
tak perlu rasa hilang maruah.
tak perlu rasa apa-apa.
nah... selesai masalah. padan muka.

selamat hari raya

selamat hari raya..

makin parah

betul la tu... sekarang kita makin parah ni..
macam macam perkara dari nafsu, kekejaman, kemanusiaan,
ketamakan, iman pun sama....
apa yang berlaku ni?
tolong lah sama-sama...

Black MOnday

"Black Monday adalah nama yang diberi untuk hari isnin 19 okt 1987, apabila stock market seluruh dunia jatuh menjunam, kejatuhan besar dalam tempoh yang singkat. kejatuhan bermula di Hong Kong, tersebar ke barat melintasi zon masa antarabangsa ke Eropah dan menganjur ke Amerika...."
- itu untuk bisnes la...
tapi
hari isnin....
bagi yang kerja pejabat... hari ni macam Black Monday bagi
diorang.. sebab.. dah cuti, jadi nak mula balik kerja
kena ambil lajak la dulu.
tapi kalau dah mula kerja tak jadi masalah la...
biasa kalau dah jumaat macam tu juga.
tapi jumaat semangat lain... tu dah jadi budaya...
kalau yang kerja syif pula lain tabiinya..
syif siang-malam. bila syif siang, kerja macam normal
tapi... syif malam, abnormal.setuju?
kualiti kerja? susah nak kata juga.
member gua dulu ada cerita la pengalaman dia...
7 tahun syif malam.. dah jadi kelawar la pulak.
dia kerja kilang... dia pun dah konfius pasal masa ni.. siang dengan malam
dah macam lebih kurang je. tidur pun ikut sempat je.
mula-mula layan syif malam kurus juga kawan tu.. tapi setahun je... lepas dah
biasa, makin sihat pulak...
satu perkara lagi nak cerita pasal kerja..
katanya start masuk kerja 8 malam... hehehe
punch card...
sembang-sembang... pukul 10 mula kerja...
pukul 12 dah berhenti.. makan.
lepas sejam. berehat. sejam lagi.pukul 2 setengah pagi baru mula balik...
pukul 4 setengah dah berhenti lagi... makan lagi.
sejam .. lepas tu dalam pukul 6 konon-konon nak mula kerja semula la...
kerja main-main hehehe.. pukul 7 dah habis kerja. sejam lagi masa untuk menunggu syif seterusnya...
macamana? seronok tak? begitulah selama 7 tahun....

apa yang berlaku ni?

seakan baru semalam tersedar..
pelik la suasana politik negara...
pening
sekejap cakap macam ini,
sekejap cakap macam itu,
lepas tu kalau tersalah cakap, mula la salahkan orang
yang mendengarnya..
sama juga, yang cakap tu pakai mulut, yang dengar tu
pakai telinga. tak tahu la yang cakap tu pakai hidung
dan yang dengar tu pakai gigi.
banyak sangat isu yang timbul.
kalau kumpulan fana..tik dah tentu ada alasan tersendiri
untuk mempertahankan. tapi kalau yang dah tak suka pula
akan ada sahaja cerita disebalik cerita.
ini namanya interpertasi masing -masing...
ya la.. kalau dah tak suka... siti pun dikata tak best..
kalau dah suka... tiang gol pun dikata best.
sampai bila agaknya benda ni nak selesai?
yang nyata setiap pilitikus yang rakus ni ada agenda
mereka tersendiri dalam setiap gerak geri, tindak tanduk,
cakap cakap, sembang sumbang, senyum sengih mereka..

huru hara cuaca

huru hara
huru hara
huru hara
suasana sekarang ni huru hara ke?
tak lah. cuaca je.
kadang -kadang hujan, kadang kadang panas.
tiba - tiba kering... poket la
hujan pun dah tak menentu.
kalau kat KL duit minyak bulan ni banyak la yang kena keluar...
takut hujan.. bawa kereta.
kalau ada rezeki kurang.. naik bas. SAVE budget.
tak apa la. dalam setahun ada 365 hari.. berapa hari je yang kena naik bas..
hehehe kan senang. tak payah isi minyak, tak payah tekan minyak, tak payah naik minyak (sesak dalam jem), tidur pun boleh. SENANG.

pasar gesel

bulan puasa ni...
pasar gesel... tau tak?
biasa kalau bulan puasa ni banyak tempat orang berniaga
kuih, makanan, minuman dan macam-macam juadah
tempatnya... PASAR GESEL..
tau? tempat macam ni biasanya dibuat di satu tempat, rapat-rapat, sesak,
tempat orang senang nampak. lepas tu tempat macam ni dah tentu lah ramai orang yang datang.
yang puasa - dah tentu nak cari juadah berbuka.
yang tak puasa - dah tentu nak cari juadah makan.
yang tak tau hujung pangkal - belasah je.
macamana tak sesak. masa ni lah pembeli-pembeli, pemerhati-pemerhati, pe'window'-pe'window'shoper, penyemak kat situ. jadi bergesellah mereka antara satu sama lain.
lelaki, perempuan, tua, muda, separuh umur, bayi, kanak-kanak, baligh, monopaus dan macam -macam.
ha kan dah bercampur gaul.
tapi macamana puasa pula?

merdeka 16 sept?

cuba fikir. kenapa 16 sept iaitu hari penubuhan Malaysia tidak dijadikan tarikh kemerdekaan?
apa yang istimewanya tarikh 31 ogos tu?
apa yang berlaku pada 31 ogos tu sebenarnya?
cuba kita fikir balik.

beli baju, bajet tak cukup?

ha.. sekarang musim puasa ni orang dah sibuk membeli belah..
time ni la macam - macam jenis SALE yang ada...
so berhati-hati ada macam-macam penipuan akan berlaku.
terkena.
mengena.
dikenakan.
kena la.
tapi kalau dah tak ada bajet sangat
hmm... beli je kat kedai bundle...
tau tak?
BUNDLE..
kedai jual baju, seluar, pakaian, aksesori pakaian, dan macam -macam lagi.
tapi SECOND HAND. branded. banyak pilihan.
cuba la....
kat dalam malaysia ni ada berlambak kedai bundle...
bak kata orang dari perlis sampai la ke sabah. mesti ada punya.
tak percaya, try..
kat sini boleh gak cari REEBOOT BUNDLE, kat Senawang. Puas hati...

kena tipu lagi

kenapa la agaknya sekarang ni selalu pening je?
mungkin sebab banyak sangat kena tipu.
aku pun dah pening.. perut dah la pening..
hmm... pening aku..

fakta ke?

BERITA SEDIH

Pada bulan Ogos 2008 yang baru lalu seramai 13 wartawan/pemberita telah mati terbunuh.
Terakhir tiga terbunuh di perang Georgia/Russia dan dua di Selatan Filipina. Dua lagi terbunuh di Siam dan dua lagi di Pakistan.
Tahun lalu ( 2007) jumlah wartawan/pemberita yang terkorban ialah 117- dari tukar tiub blogspot

lim goh tong muslim?

THIS IS SHOCKING NEWS !!!_,_._,___

(KUANTAN, Friday) The Syariah Court today has today declared that the late Tan Sri Lim Goh Tong was a Muslim more than 10 years ago when he passed away, in 2007. The Syariah Court also ruled that since no non-Muslim is allowed to inherit any part of a Muslim's assets or wealth, the inheritance of Lim's property by his non-Muslim children are invalid and unlawful.
"Therefore, the assets should be immediately returned to Tan Sri Lim's name, and then redistributed to his Muslim heirs (if any) according to Syariah law. If he has no Muslim heir, then the assets shall be given to the Islamic authorities and they can do whatever they wish. The non-Muslim children are disinherited." The Syariah Court ruled.
Dato' Zakaria Lim Abdullah, 35, the late Tan Sri Lim's only Muslim child and the 20th of his 20 offsprings, is now poised to become the Chairman of Genting Group, 1 of Southeast Asia's richest companies worth RM2 trillion as at press time. (He would have inherited only 1/20 of Tan Sri Lim's assets if Tan Sri Lim was not declared a Muslim.) However, he refused to confirm whether he would stop the gambling business of Genting even though it is haram under Islamic law.
"Are you saying that our Hadhari government should refuse to collect taxes from gambling, alcohol, pork and other haram businesses?" Dato' Zakaria replied, perhaps rhetorically.
Dato' Zakaria has also said that his shall honor his pledge to donate 1/10 of his newly inherited fortune to Jabatan Agama Islam Pahang and UMNO in equal share if he won the case, made 3 days before the Syariah Court decision.
"Business Reasons"
"My late father wanted to keep his conversion secret because he was a gambling tycoon, and he did not want to jeopardize his gambling empire
or make his shareholders lose confidence in Genting," said Dato' Zakaria during the hearing in Syariah Court . The Syariah Court felt that "this is most likely true because of the huge business implications. It is very normal for Chinese to do this. We can accept that."
As to the testimonies of Tan Sri Lim's 19 other offsprings in the Syariah Court, who unanimously disputed the alleged conversion, the Syariah Court said, "Even though it is 19 to 1, but because the non-Muslim witnesses refused to swear on the Qur'an before they testified in court, we could not consider their testimonies. In any event, even if they did swear on the Qur'an, the non-Muslims would still carry less weight when compared to the testimony of 2 Muslim men. It is not about the number, it is about quality of the witnesses."
The other witness supporting Dato' Zakaria's claim to have witnessed Tan Sri Lim's conversion is Ustaz Abdul Rahman Ganinah Abdullah, 23 year old. The Ustaz would have been only 13 year old at that time of the conversion, but the Syariah Court said that,"Being a righteous, God-fearing Muslim, we have no reason to suspect that the Ustaz told any lie. In any event, he has reached the age of puberty at the time (of the conversion) so he was qualified to witness the conversion."
"Answer To God" It Depends
The Syariah Court has also ruled that the overwhelming evidence of Tan Sri Lim drinking alcohol, praying to pagan idols, celebrating pagan religious festivals, eating pork and gambling in his own Genting Casino and generally behaving like a non-Muslim all his life until his death was irrelevant. "Once you have converted, you are a Muslim till you die, no matter what you did before your death. You will answer to God for all your sins."
However, on the same kind of "answer to God" argument made by the non-Muslim children that:"By the same logic, the Deceased himself should answer to God for concealing his alleged 'conversion' from his family and resulting in him not being buried as a Muslim and his assets distributed among his non-Muslim children; it's not up to the Islamic Authority to insist on his assets being inherited under Islamic law if he, KNOWING THAT HIS ASSETS WOULD BE DISTRIBUTED LIKE AN INFIDEL (AND HE MIGHT BURN IN HELL), still didn't want to tell his family to bury him as a Muslim and distribute his assets like a Muslim."
The Syariah Court said "you cannot say he must answer to God for everything. Sometimes he also has to answer to us, the Islamic Authority and Syariah Court . If we say he has to answer to us, then he has to. When it comes to God's law, logic has nothing to do with it. Why is it so difficult to understand?"
"New Conversion Policy" vs New Economic Policy
The case to declare one of the richest Chinese in the world (at his death) as a Muslim was started 2 years ago (8 years after his death), 1 month after another non-Muslim Malaysian tycoon's Muslim son was able to exclusively inherit his father's global business empire worth RM80 billion at that time by proving in Syariah Court that his father had "converted in secret," resulting in his mother and all 9 other siblings losing the right to inherit any part of the tycoon's wealth, leaving him the sole heir to the huge fortune.
There are currently at least 200 more cases of the same nature pending before the Syariah Courts nationwide involving deceased non-Muslims who were wealthy during their lifetime and left behind a huge personal fortune. Rough estimate suggests that 50% of them were started by 1 of the
Muslim children of the deceased (99% of them newly converted as Muslims), and the rest by the Islamic Authorities seeking to disinherit all non-Muslim children.
If all of the cases succeed, it is estimated that the ratio of equity held by Muslims in Malaysia would jump from the meagre 19% as at 1 January 2018 to 76%, a whopping
3-fold increase.
The Perak Mufti, who applauded the Syariah Court's ruling, said that this wave of after-death declarations of conversions is the new approach taken by the Islamic Authority to speed up the Islamicization of Malaysia, butis also designed to achieve the government's goal to redistribute wealth among the races which the government could no longer do (and failed repeatedly to do) under the now abolished National Economic Policy
"By creating real economic incentives for the dhimmis to become a real citizen of the Islamic state, we expect more of them to embrace the true path, and this will mean that we no longer have to rely on the NEP to achieve such noble socio-economic goals of the government. Besides, this is more effective because to take money away from living people will create a lot of noise, but a dead person will not make any noise, right?" He
said.
However, it is not clear whether the non-Muslim children would still be able to keep their inheritance if they convert to Islam immediately. The Mufti of Perak, when consulted on this issue, said,
"If that could bring them to Islam, then it would be good, so the Syariah Court should allow that. But then it might be unfair to those children who converted into Islam earlier perhaps we can still allow them to inherit only 30% of what an "early bird" Muslim heir would have been able to get, to provide some "early bird bonus incentives" for them to convert earlier. When we are dealing with Chinese, such bonus incentives are very important, if you know what I mean. Anyway, we'll think about this in the next National Fatwa Council meeting. But rest assured that we shall continue to our struggle until the Kingdom comes (literally)."
Chinese Beginning to Be Concerned
The Chinese community has now taken this matter very seriously and are brainstorming on the options to overcome this problem. They have also called for an end to the practice of declaring a person's status as a Muslim after his or her death, a radical change from their usual attitude to shy away from controversial political and religious issues. Analysts believe that this is because this is threatening their economic interests.
Supporters of the now semi-defunct Malaysian Chinese Association, Gerakan and Malaysian Indian Congress, still part of the ruling Barisan Nasional coalition, have called on the top BN leadership to put forward a plan to resolve such controversial and provocative religious issues once and for all and in a manner which is fair to the non-Muslims. An MCA leader who declined to be named told our reporter:
"We fear a backlash. Most NGO and opposition leaders have called on the non-Muslims to boycott BN if no fair solution is put forward before the upcoming general election. These issues have been around since at least the Moorthy controversy in 2005 but still remained unresolved. The are now affecting the basic security and fundamental well-being of the non-Muslims."
This is a very serious issue for all non-muslim Malaysians to think over since several recent cases have been unjust and unfair, and the basic constitutional RIGHTS been taken away from them. It's no longer a safe country to live.
[Juslo's clarification: This is purely a SATIRE. NOTHING in this post is factually true. DEEP APOLOGIES to the family of the late Tan Sri Lim Goh Tong. Forgive me for using a real, prominent name in order to try to bring out the real, concrete implications of the stupidity, madness and suffering which are happening in Malaysia right now, and hopefully to raise awareness of the people, Muslims and non-Muslims alike.]